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Country music has never been reluctant to have a little fun with fifty-fifty the near serious of situations. Notice the sense of humour in life with a playlist of funny country songs.

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Demand a Skillful Chuckle?

I affair I honey about country music is that it'south always been able to poke fun non just at itself but too at serious life situations. Land music finds humour in the everyday experiences many of us face up, often adding a downward-home or redneck spin to . . .

• unfortunate-looking offspring,
• dating, breakups, and unhappy marriages,
• religious overenthusiasm,
• sexuality,
• and becoming comfortable with technology.

Mayhap you can identify, or maybe you just demand a good express joy. If so, and so make yourself a playlist of funny country songs. We accept a long list to start you lot out.

1. "Ticks" past Brad Paisley

Well, this is one helluva pickup line. A country fella takes a liking to a fine-looking woman in a local bar. He'd sure like to see the other half of her butterfly tramp postage, and so he makes his move:

. . . I'd like to run into yous out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss yous way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd similar to check you for ticks.

It's a safety affair. You never know where those ticks might decide to couch.

2. "Trashy Women" by Amalgamated Railroad

When it comes to women, some men like 'em classy while other men like 'em trashy. The guy in this memorable 1993 country song belongs to the latter prepare.

He seeks a gal who looks more than like a cocktail waitress than a debutante: besides much makeup, clothes too tight, and as tacky as he is:

I like 'em sweet, I similar 'em with a eye of aureate
Yeah, and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites concenter; well I don't concur
I desire a adult female simply as tacky equally me
Yes, I similar my women just a little on the trashy side.

3. "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

This 1978 vocal is a hoot. Two old lovebirds are stuck with each other and throw major shade on their partner for the miseries of life: lack of money, losing their practiced looks, and then there's the ugly children they must share. At least they have each other.

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, footling darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't everythin' and money ain't everythin'
Merely I beloved yous only the same.

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4. "No Trash in My Trailer" by Filly Ford (Featuring George Jones)

The guy in this 2008 ditty wants you to know that there's a country mile of difference betwixt redneck and just obviously ole trash, and he don't allow no trash in his double wide mobile home. Yessirree, he may have a motor hangin' from a tree. He may spend his time mud boggin'. Just he'due south ain't ashamed of who he is.

'Crusade at that place own't no trash in my trailer.
Though you might notice an empty can of beer
No there ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the day I threw you outta hither,

Whether you acknowledge it or not, everybody has at to the lowest degree one of these country cousins hiding somewhere in their family unit. Don't yous become denying it.

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Best Redneck Jokes on the Internet

Question	Answer
What'south a redneck's terminal words?	Concord my beer and ya'll lookout this!
How many rednecks does it have to eat a possum?	Two. 1 to eat it, another to expect out for traffic!
What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?	A total set of teeth
Why did the redneck father walk his child to schoolhouse?	They were in the aforementioned grade.

5. "I'yard Gonna Rent a Wino to Decorate Our Abode" by David Frizzell

If you lot've never heard this song, you need to end and listen to it now. In this 1982 country tune, a homo'south long-suffering wife is tired of having him come home drunk, so she's come up with a desperate solution. She'll hire a hardcore alcoholic as their interior decorator so in that location's no reason for her husband to stay out belatedly carousing.

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our habitation,
And then you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the fashion, to our bathroom downwardly the hall.

half-dozen. "I Pray for You" past Jaron and The Long Road to Dearest

If you similar dark humor, then you'll find this 2010 land ditty a doozy. Later the protagonist—that'south the main character fella—gets his heart shredded, he goes to church.

Still, when the preacher man encourages him to pray for those who have washed him incorrect, he doesn't find Jesus and warm, fuzzy forgiveness in the well-intentioned communication. Instead, he has his ain interpretation of the Bible man'southward message:

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your altogether comes and nobody calls
I pray yous're flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you.

seven. "She But B*tches When She Breathes" by Freddie B

Don't feel sad for the bitter dude in this humorous 2011 country song. He laments that afterward he and his married woman tied the knot, she did a 180-degree modify. She spends all of his money, isn't as doting as she once was, and now he doesn't become enough bedroom time. (If he's honest with himself, he'd probably confess that he'south changed a little, too.)

Looks like these ii won't make it through the honeymoon years:

Yea this circle of trust is similar a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I'll accept to sum information technology up this manner:
She could turn a direct human gay
She only b*tches when she breathes.

8. "She Simply Loves Me for My Willie" by Paul Overstreet

When y'all saw the title, I bet your mind totally went to the gutter on this 1, merely this 2014 song is non virtually that willie. It humorously refers to Willie Nelson.

A woman falls in honey with a singer who does his best to imitate the classics of Willie Nelson and other country legends. She offset became smitten with him for the way he sang Willie Nelson's "Whiskey River" in a honky tonk outside of Austin. Since then, he has suspected that his spot-on musical impression of the scarlet headed stranger is the real reason she sticks with him:

Merely I call back she only loves me for my Willie
Something near my Willie turns her on
It'southward non all that extraordinary actually
But information technology'southward better than my Haggard and my Jones.

ix. "When You're Screwin' Other Women (Think of Me)" past Doyle and Debbie

When your marriage has gone this far s, you're either divorced or y'all will exist soon. The wife in this 2011 country song is well aware that her man is cheating. He picks up women in bars and doesn't fifty-fifty waste the cost of a hotel. She asks him one trashy, bittersweet favor, yet: at to the lowest degree while he's messing around, tin he at least pretend that they're her?

x. "Queen of My Double Wide Trailer" by Sammy Kershaw

This 1993 vocal is all about possessive and forgiving dearest, redneck style. A backwoods country boy meets the farm girl of his dreams down at the local restaurant and falls head over boots for her over as they consume their chicken fried steaks. What he doesn't know is that she'due south the cheating kind.

So I made her the queen of my double broad trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Now she'due south run off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her blackness heart and her pretty red neck.

If you enjoy songs about rednecks, why not make yourself a playlist of Redneck Anthems?

xi. "With My Shirt On" by John Michael Montgomery

Usually it's the ladies who feel self-conscious about their bodies. But in this 2008 land song, an aging hubby realizes he'southward developed a "dad bod" and makes a special request of his wife:

Aye, you know twoscore sure has come fast
And my metabolism is gettin' deadening
So tonight, can I make love with my shirt on?

What do you bring to your human relationship? Other than love and affection, yous probably help take care of some practical chores. Your partner would miss that if you broke upwards.

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12. "Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?" by Cadet Owens

No joke. This 1969 song was a number one country hit. Trying to avert a break upwardly, a hubby asks his wife both practical and whimsical questions about how she'll get by with him no longer around. Possibly she can learn to mow her own grass.

xiii. "Billy'due south Got His Beer Goggles On" past Neal McCoy

Poor Baton got dumped past his girlfriend, and so in this country tune from 2005, he does what any self-respecting guy does and heads to the local beer joint. There, he tries to forget his troubles past getting liquored up existent good:

He's on the trip the light fantastic toe flooring yelling 'Freebird'
Singing off pitch only he knows every word
Grabs him another girl, he hold on tight
He don't encounter ugly
Through blood shot eyes.

14. "John Deere Green" by Joe Diffie

There's cipher similar redneck beloved. It'south his and hers belt buckles with each others' names on them. Or declaring your love in bright pigment graffiti atop the local h2o tower or span.

That's but what Billy Bob did in this 1993 song when he spray painted "Billy Boy loves Charlene" in John Deere green in letters three feet high. Even afterward they were married for decades, the couple could still wait out in the altitude and come across the brilliant message that no pigment could properly comprehend upward. Now that is a legacy of everlasting love.

They say that later awhile dogs and their owners begin to look alike. These country dogs would concur.

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15. "Like My Dog" by Billy Currington

In that location'southward nothing quite similar the unconditional love of a domestic dog. They're always glad to meet you, they don't argue or complain, and they take no offense if you lot telephone call their sis a b*tch. In this 2011 country song, a husband laments that he wishes his wife would give him the aforementioned stellar treatment every bit his dog:

He never tells me that he's sick of this business firm
He never says why don't you lot get off that burrow?
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out
I want you to honey me like my dog.

xvi. "Y'all Tin can't Pray the Gay Away" past Laura Bell Bundy

A hilarious jab at LGBTQ haters, this 2017 country ditty takes a swipe at those who believe in reprogramming and fighting what's in our Deoxyribonucleic acid. A church lady narrator reminds us that, although prayer is certainly powerful . . .

At that place are some matters
Where we would be ameliorate servants of the Lord
By accepting what IS and not bothering Him.

She declares that no matter how devout you lot are, you tin can't change who you lot are by praying the gay away. And as well, you probably know someone who is gay, given its prevalence. Let that sink in.

17. "Online" past Brad Paisley

Every been catfished? The brusk, overweight, socially awkward pizza delivery guy in this 2007 song still lives with his parents, and he isn't exactly a hunk. However, the Internet has allowed him to assume an alter ego and chat with young women (or people pretending to exist them).

He enjoys the irony and deception of luring the unsuspecting into online relationships he could never have in person:

I'chiliad a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to second base of operations
Merely there'south a whole 'nother me
That you demand to run across.

When it comes to social media and meeting people online, keep this guy in mind!

18. "Dancing With a Human" by Rodney Carrington

Two Texas cowboys hit the local watering hole and find themselves dancing with a dude dressed equally a lady in this 2007 land ditty. Their dancing partner'due south existent gender doesn't register at beginning, only and then signs go apparent:

I recollect I'thousand dancing with a human being
She'due south got callouses on her easily
She's got a voice deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when we grind
I think I'1000 dancing with a man.

19. "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" by Dan Hicks

Some people are hard to get rid of, like glitter or garlic breath, toenail fungus or bedbugs. The homo in this country tune from 2007 desperately wants to lose his unwanted admirer. Problem is, she won't get away. He's talked to her parents, but yet she persists.

twenty. "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" past Ray Stevens

Although Ray Stevens is primarily a novelty singer—pregnant that his songs are intended to be funny—this one climbed the state charts in 1984. It's about a preteen boy who sneaks a squirrel into the Sun services at the Outset Self-Righteous Church in Pascagoula, Mississippi. The half-crazed squirrel escapes into the pews during the church building service, climbs into people's clothes, and instigates an former-fashioned church revival where all kinds of confessions are fabricated.

Turn to country music when you lot need a skilful laugh. Information technology's filled with funny stories and clever double meanings.

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Fifty-fifty More Funny Land Songs

Know a funny vocal that should be on this playlist? Make a proffer in the Comments Section below.

Vocal	Creative person	Yr Released
21. Things Not to Say to Your Wife	Tim Hawkins	2009
22. I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore	The Ophidian Oil Willie Ring	2014
23. Girls Lie Too	Terri Clark	2004
24. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Eye	Johnny Cash	1968
25. I'm Gonna Miss Her	Brad Paisley	2001
26. Do You Want Fries with That	Tim McGraw	2005
27. Did I Shave My Legs for This?	Deana Carter	1995
28. You lot Ain't Much Fun (Since I Quit Drinkin')	Toby Keith	1995
29. She Thinks My Tractor'south Sexy	Kenny Chesney	1999
30. Crimson Solo Cup	Toby Keith	2011
31. Would Jesus Article of clothing a Rolex?	Ray Stevens	1987
32. I Don't Fifty-fifty Know Your Name	Alan Jackson	1994
33. Kick My Donkey	Big & Rich	2004
34. Bubba Shot the Jukebox	Mark Chesnutt	1992
35. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)	Bobby Bare	1976
36. Celebrity	Brad Paisley	2003
37. If You Tin't Be Good, Son, Be Expert at It	Neal McCoy	1997
38. Ten with a Two	Willie Nelson	1990
39. Y'all Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Also	The Statler Brothers	1968
40. My Anxiety Stink, My Head Hurts, and I Don't Love Jesus	Jimmy Buffet	1976
41. First Redneck on the Cyberspace	Cletus Judd	1998
42. One Slice at a Time	Johnny Cash	1976
43. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight	Charlie Walker	1968
44. Don't Squeeze My Sharmon	Charlie Walker	1967
45. Cleopatra, Queen of Denial	Pam Tillis	1992
46. If You Don't Go out Me Alone (I'm Gonna Find Somebody That Will	Delbert McClinton	1972
47. Thank God and Greyhound Y'all're Gone	Roy Clark	1970
48. Information technology's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Dark That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long	The Notorious Crimson Bombs	2004
49. Guys Do It All the Time	Mindy McCready	1996
l. Daughter in a Country Song	Maddie and Tae	2015
51. Brand New Girlfriend	Steve Holy	2006
52. Burning Sensation	Rodney Carrington	2004
53. It'south All Going to Pot	Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard	2015
54. Weed with Willie	Toby Keith	2003
55. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)	Jerry Reed	1980
56. A Boy Named Sue	Johnny Cash	1969
57. Friends in Low Places	Garth Brooks	1990
58. I More Terminal Hazard	Vince Gill	1992
59. I More than Repossession and I'll Be Out of Debt	Perfect Stranger	1995
lx. Why Oasis't I Heard From You	Reba McEntire	1994
61. That's My Story (and I'1000 Stickin' to It)	Collin Raye	1993
62. 800 Pound Jesus	Sawyer Brown	1999
63. As Skilful as I Once Was	Toby Keith	2005
64. Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)	Big & Rich	2004
65. Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off	Joe Nichols	2005
66. Size Matters	Joe Nichols	2005
67. He Drinks Tequila and She Talks Dirty in Spanish	Lorrie Morgan & Sammy Kershaw	2001
68. When Uncle Bill Quit Dope	Johnny Greenbacks	1977
69. Ain't Goin' Back to Brokeback Mount	Willie Nelson	2009
lxx. (Gettin' Married to My) Pickup Truck	Rodney Carrington	2000
71. I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman (But I Sure Woke Up With a Few)	Bobby Bare	1976
72. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger	Chuck Mead	2009
73. If I'm the Simply One	Rodney Carrington	2009
74. The Male monarch Is Gone (And so Are Yous)	George Jones	1989
75. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me	The Bellamy Brothers	1979
76. Put the "O" Back in Country	Shooter Jennings	2005
77. Wolf Creek Pass	C.West. McCall	1975
78. At the Time	Lynn Anderson	1970
79. Dolly Parton'southward Hits	Bobby Braddock	1983
80. Nobody Knows I'm Elvis	Waylon Jennings	1994
81. Stronger Beer	Tim Hicks	2013
82. Tell Ole I Ain't Here, He Better Get on Home	Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley	1980
83. I Still Like Bologna	Alan Jackson	2008
84. Who's Your Daddy?	Toby Keith	2002
85. I May Exist Used (Only Babe I Own't Used Up)	Waylon Jennings	1984
86. Selfie #theinternetisforever	Brad Paisley	2017
87. I'll Take the Dog	Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow	1966
88. The Bird	Jerry Reed	1988
89. Wildwood Weed	Jim Stafford	1974
90. Mama She's Lazy	Pinkard & Bowden	1984
91. I'll Think of a Reason Later	Lee Ann Womack	1998
92. Every Man I Honey Is Either Married, Gay, or Expressionless	Kacey Jones	2000
93. 15 Minutes	Rodney Atkins	2009
94. In Spite of Ourselves	John Prine and Iris Dement	1999
95. Vidalia	Sammy Kershaw	1996
96.She Left Me for Jesus	Hayes Carll	2008
97. Kick My A**	Large & Rich	2004
98. Attitude Adjustment	Hank Williams Jr.	1985
99. Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous	Tracy Byrd	1994
100. Ally for Coin	Trace Adkins	2012
101. Only Prettier	Miranda Lambert	2009
102. It'south Hard to Be Humble	Mac Davis1	1980
103. Numbers	Bobby Bare	1980
104. Hillbilly Bone	Blake Shelton (featuring Trace Adkins)	2009
105. Some Beach	Blake Shelton	2004
106. Ode to the Little Brown Shack Out Back	Billy Edd Wheeler	1965
107. Smokin' Hot Wife	Sawyer Chocolate-brown	2011
108. Catch a Fish	Outlaw	2021
109. Cletus Accept the Reel	Tim Hawkins	2008
110. Fish	Craig Campbell	20111

Questions & Answers

Question: Do you know a country vocal with plant nursery rhymes in it?

Answer: George Jones had a 1966 song chosen "Run 'Em Off" that features Niggling Scarlet Riding Hood, and Hank Thompson had a 1968 song called "I Accept a Humpty Dumpty Heart."

Question: I am looking for an former state vocal that sounds like Goofy with a shaking voice. Any idea?

Respond: Although that'due south not hitting a familiar chord with me, take a wait at Ray Stevens' discography, equally he specializes in novelty songs.

Question: Do you recall a funny country song about a human saying all the things he tin practise, only only with his wife's permission (or some words with that general meaning)?

Answer: Fifty-fifty if this isn't the vocal you're after, I'g sure you'll enjoy it: "The Human Song" by Sean Morey (1995). Lyrics and YouTube link: http://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?five=t7Y0I91rubg&t=

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you lot,

I habiliment the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry,

'Crusade I'thou a guy you lot don't wanna fight,

When I say spring y'all say, "Yeah Right!"

I'm the man of this firm until you get home

(He's the human, He'southward the human being)

What I say goes around here ... correct out the window,

And I don't want to hear a lot of whining ... so I'll shut upward,

The sooner you lot learn who's dominate around here

The sooner you can give me my orders, Love

'Crusade I'm head honcho around here, just its all in my caput!

(He's the man, he'south the man)

And I can have sexual practice any time that you want,

Cause I'm a human who has needs, just they're not that important,

And don't expect any flowers from me 'cause if I'one thousand non mistaken you prefer jewelry.

I'm the king of my castle when you're not around

(He's the human being, He's the man)

And I'll drink and picket sports whenever I want to get in trouble

And I'll come habitation when I'm expert and set ... to sleep on the couch

Cause a man's gotta do what a human's gotta do

and I'grand gonna do what you tell me to

Because I'chiliad top dog around here but I've been neutered!

(He's the man, He'south the man)

You da human!

Question: I'g looking for a song with the lyrics, "I like big dumb dogs, fireplaces with crackling logs." Whatever assistance?

Answer: The closest thing I could find to it was a 1966 vocal by Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow called, "I'll Take the Dog." https://www.youtube.com/sentinel?v=GSzSPutEkfE

Question: Do you know a song that is about stupid questions? It includes the example of looking at a person's lathered up face and request if he's going to shave and falling downward an elevator shaft and so asking are y'all injure? The chorus includes "inquire a stupid question." My brother used to play it doing and an old geezer vox and I wondered where it was from. Thanks!

Respond: It took me a while to find it, but here it is: "Foolish Questions" (1979) by Johnny Cash. https://www.youtube.com/sentinel?v=ZkBul7B3eK4

Hither are the lyrics:

Now y'all've all heard foolish questions and no incertitude you've wondered why

Some person will ask a foolish question and look a sensible reply

Similar when you lot have your girl some candy, say maybe just afterwards tea

You discover how she'll grab information technology and so she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish questions! You tin can reply when yous tin can

"No, I bought this candy for your ma or pa, or for John, the hired hand

"I just thought you'd like to see it. Now I'm gonna have it away"

At present wasn't that a foolish question? You lot'll hear 'em ev'ry twenty-four hour period

And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place

Who sees yous take the shaving brush and lather upwardly your face

And as you give the razor a preliminary moving ridge

This fool will walk upward and ask you, "Are you gonna have a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your answer is, I promise

"No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I simply similar the sense of taste of lather!

I kinda similar to take the shaving brush and paint myself this manner"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry twenty-four hours!

Now then there's this fella who meets you on your way

And asks you why your all dressed upward and listens while you say

That you just been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned

Every bit before long equally yous have told him, he will say, "Is Ned dead?"

Foolish questions! Y'all might likewise respond

"No, he idea he'd have the funeral at present. Then, later on, he'd die

You know Ned was always so original, he wanted it that manner"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry mean solar day!

Now suppose the elevator guy should forget to close the door

And you lot should tumble down, oh say 40-seven floors

And when you reach the bottom and yous're lying there inert

Some fool volition stick his head down the shaft and holler, "Are you hurt?"

Foolish questions! Your dying words are

"No! I was in an atrocious hurry and that lift's just too wearisome

Normally saves a lot of time, you lot know, comin' down this way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? Y'all'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Question: What is the name of the song in the early 70s about being rescued while not wanting to?

Answer: All I could locate was "Dependin' on You" past The Doobie Brothers (1978), but that'southward from the late 70s. Yous can leave a follow-up annotate in the Comments Section of the playlist commodity.

Question: I'chiliad trying to find a country song I used in a political science form in 2008 as a comparison between America and Canada. It was funny, and I am pretty sure the lyrics included the "F" word in it. Information technology was a country vocal. Could you help?

Answer: The song by Tim Hicks, "Stronger Beer" (2013) and "Oh ... Canada" past Classified are the but two I could come upward with based on that information. However, the date is an result in the starting time instance (and the lyrics don't feature the expletive you recall) and in the second example, information technology's a rap song rather than a country song. Nevertheless, here are the YouTube links: https://world wide web.youtube.com/sentry?five=2E064kb3UnU and https://world wide web.youtube.com/lookout?5=9gd1FDZ_kRM.

If these aren't it, try to come up with some lyrics you call up. That would help me await for information technology.

Question: What Delbert McClinton song has funny lyrics near a craven?

Answer: Yes, it's a rather new release (2019) called "No Chicken on the Bone." https://www.youtube.com/lookout man?5=6WxpkCW8Yiw

Listen upward everybody 'cause I've got something to say

I might have fallen in love with a girl I just met today

I don't quite know how to feel

I tin can't believe she's real

Got me mumbling and stumbling around in a fuzzy brume

She makes pizza at the joint on the corner of Fifth and Main

I'thou going back downwardly there, I'm gonna ask her what'south her proper name

Gonna tell her simply how I feel

I can merely hope that she'll

Maybe smile at me and say she feels the same

My centre started pounding similar a runaway train

Knees started knocking when she called my name

Own't zero never, never, ever gonna exist the same

She's the one that brightens up my day

The sunday shines on her even when it rains

I'd say it'due south plain to see

What'due south happening to me

I'1000 a different man than I was yesterday

She's the kind adult female take away your breath

She's the kind of woman scare yous one-half to decease

She's the kind of woman don't get out no craven on the bone

She's the kind of adult female take you way up loftier

She's the kind of adult female set your earth on burn

A woman similar that, I only can't leave lonely

She's the kind woman have abroad your breath

She's the kind of woman scare you half to death

She'southward the kind of woman don't leave no chicken on the bone.

Question: Who sings the vocal, "V Dollar Fine for Whining?" And where can I buy a copy?

Answer: The song "5 Dollar Fine for Whining" has been sung by the belatedly Chris LeDoux (on his 1996 Stampede anthology) or The Geezinslaws (on their 1996 Blah Blah Apathetic album). Here are the lyrics and YouTube featuring LeDoux and a invitee advent at the end by Garth Brooks: https://www.youtube.com/picket?v=1hgDQqjKErA

We're a fun lovin' crowd, kinda rowdy and loud

Our jukebox won't play no sad songs

Then don't come up in here, and weep in your beer

'Cause we don't care 'bout who done who wrong

We've got a v dollar fine for whining

Nosotros'll tell you before y'all come in

If it own't on your heed to have a proficient fourth dimension

Ya'll come back and see usa again

Well we don't really care about your clothes or your hair

This party is open to all

Yes we similar a good joke, and it's alright to smoke

Nosotros got just one rule on the wall

(Echo chorus)

At present there's too many fools makin' too many rules

That's one matter yous tin can't say well-nigh us

Crusade we all get along when we sing the same vocal

There's just i affair that causes a fuss.

If you cannot find the single for this song on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music, or other major streaming services and so I take seen multiple copies of Chris Ledoux'southward album Stampede with that song bachelor for sale on eBay.

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FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 28, 2020:

Ted Parks - Great creative song that I added to the Halloween playlist. Terrific to hear from the creative person himself!

Ted Parks on August 27, 2020:

Great list! Coolest thing nigh country music is that it tin can make fun of itself!

Take you heard this one (great for Halloween!)

YouTube: https://youtu.be/0grnWjk3Xt8

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZMUvssMbUnogN8RAMF...

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on August 02, 2020:

Nathaniel - I love that song! I'll add it. Thank you for the suggestion and have a great Sun.

Nathaniel Donnelly on August 02, 2020:

There is one song i saw missing, it is a song by lee ann womack called "I'll Think of a Reason Later on" cause there is a detail lyric in the vocal and it goes like

"I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marking. Childish yes only she made such a thin piffling target. I couldn't be happier on my own. I got the slightest of a jealous bone. Seeing her with him tends to overstate information technology."

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on August 01, 2020:

Greg - Ray Stevens has a 2006 novelty song chosen "When the Kids Are Gone." I think this is the song you're looking for.

Greg on July 31, 2020:

Im looking for a song with lyrics that go. When the kids movement out we're gonna brand love in the kitchen

When the kids move out we're gonna smoke them funny smokes

When all these kids are gone we're gonna party all the time

gonna run effectually naked telling dirty jokes

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on July 24, 2020:

Bob - Aye, that's the one! Big striking.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

Information technology could be I misremembered and the original is the Judd'due south "Mamma He'southward Crazy" is the original. Part of the lyrics is "...crazy. Crazy over me"

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

MG - Some of these are really quite funny.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Bob - The original that Mama She'southward Lazy" is doing a parody of is "Mama He's Crazy" by The Judds which is why Wayland put "she" in all caps. I could not discover a vocal called "Mama She's Crazy" but I could observe the parody, "Mama She'southward Lazy." I'one thousand thinking Wayland may have misremembered it, a mutual occurrence or else it's just actually difficult to observe. Non sure.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

"Mama She'due south Lazy" is a parody of "Mama She's Crazy". "Mama She's Crazy" is about a man telling his female parent his wonderful wife is crazy over him. In "Mama She'southward Lazy" the man is complaining to his mother near his lazy spouse.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 23, 2020:

Wonderful that you update this article. Though I am not likewise fond of state music after seeing your selection I think I'll have a go at it.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Wayland - There's a vocal called, "Mama She's Lazy" (1984) by Pinkard & Bowden. I'g wondering if mayhap you're thinking of that vocal?

Wayland on July 23, 2020:

Do y'all have the lyrics to mama SHES crazy?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 10, 2020:

Bob - Thanks for that addition!

Robert Sacchi on July 08, 2020:

Take you considered - "Wildwood Weed" past Jim Stafford?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 08, 2020:

MG - Thanks for your kind kudos. Accept a wonderful twenty-four hours.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 07, 2020:

Another slap-up choice. I honey land songs and they are function of my collection.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on July 07, 2020:

Bob - I volition practice a playlist about Tennessee and add that one to it (since that's where the narrator resides). Tennessee is a great place to live and so is Texas (although that 1 is really hot).

Robert Sacchi on July 07, 2020:

You lot're welcome. Have you considered "All my Ex's live in Texas"- George Strait?

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on July 06, 2020:

Bob - Thanks for this recommendation. I've also added it to a current playlist on birds that I'yard writing so keen timing!

Robert Sacchi on July 04, 2020:

Have your considered "Bird" past Jerry Reed?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 03, 2020:

Tamie - That's non ringing a bell if information technology'due south non "I'll Take the Domestic dog."

Tamie on July 01, 2020:

I thought it may be a Mac Davis song.

Lyrics about loving a large dumb domestic dog and fireplaces with crackling logs. Maybe from the 1970'south early 80's?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on Apr 06, 2020:

Peggy - Glad I could help! Nosotros could all utilize a express mirth these days.

Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on Apr 05, 2020:

Some of these titles and lyrics are really funny. Thank you for the smiles today.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from Us on March 06, 2020:

Carol - Moments by Emerson Drive just I don't see how that fits with the theme of funny country songs?

Ballad on March 04, 2020:

Song by a group about a young man thinking of suiside on a bridge and stopped by an quondam man talking him out of it

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 06, 2020:

Tip - Unfortunately, I didn't find a country song with all of those lyrics. Maybe someone else volition recognize it and leave a comment.

Tlp on February 05, 2020:

Looking for an one-time bar vocal from mud 90's "my jeans are too tigh, can't experience my feet'

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on September 08, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I don't know the song, I'thousand hopeful that peradventure 1 of my readers can aid and will get out a comment.

Anonymous on September 08, 2019:

I'm looking for the lyrics of a song that starts out, "From the cornfields to Nashville via New York." Whatsoever help?

Robert Sacchi on September 07, 2019:

Isn't the internet wonderful.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from U.s.a. on September 07, 2019:

Bob - You've really led me to the answer. Thanks. I could non have figured this one out without YOU.

Bearding - The country vocal yous're looking for is "Who Dat (Messin' with that Woman of Mine), a vocal by David Frizzell from 1984.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

An earlier Pop version is "who'south that knocking" by The Genies.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

Could that be the rapper song, "Who Dat" by Lil'' Murph?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from The states on September 06, 2019:

Bearding - You've got me stumped. Perhaps a reader can help out. If so, I hope they'll get out a comment.

Anonymous on September 06, 2019:

Exercise you remember a twangy country song that says "Who day knockin' on my door? Who twenty-four hours?" over and over again?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on Baronial 21, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I'm unsure of this song, I hope a reader will speak up if he or she knows of the song. They can leave a annotate.

Anonymous on Baronial 21, 2019:

I used to take a single cassette back in the 90s it was a country rap vocal well-nigh cant dance or my ii left feet. Practice you know who sings the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on July 14, 2019:

Bearding - Cheers for the suggestions. I've added Waylon's song at #eighty. Take a bang-up weekend.

Anonymous on July 14, 2019:

Nobody knows I'thou Elvis

Waylon Jennings

Coin machines

Jerry Reed

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on June 29, 2019:

Tom Cornett - Thanks for stopping past. Bobby Braddock is a real songwriting talent. Loved the Dolly Parton song. Yikes.

Tom Cornett from Ohio on June 28, 2019:

Slap-up Hub! I've heard and enjoyed nigh of these songs over the years. Digging back in the 80s folks can find an album called, "Difficult Pore Cornography" by Bobby Braddock. Songs included, "Dolly Parton's Hits" and "I Lobster and Never Flounder. Bobby is a honey old friend. He's written and co-written many hits including, "DIVORCE" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today." He is 1 of the swell treasures of Country Music. Over again....Great Hub.

Robert Sacchi on June 14, 2019:

You're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from The states on June fourteen, 2019:

Bob - Thanks for the suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on June 13, 2019:

What almost "Hotter Than a 2 Dollar Pistol" by George Jones? A expert instance of not understanding the concept.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on June 13, 2019:

Anonymous - It would help to accept some sample lyrics in particular also equally other clues. For instance, practice you, know the decade, whether it was a band or male/female individual artist, do you lot recall what the vocal was generally near, etc.? That would certainly assistance. Peradventure a reader recalls the video based on the limited particular you provided here. Sorry.

Anonymous on June 13, 2019:

Do know a country video with daughter in mustang at gas station?

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Excellent.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I take a number of playlists in queue and then I'yard never out of ideas. I appreciate the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May xvi, 2019:

Yes, there are some good songs about gambling.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I should probably add a playlist about gambling. This would certainly be skilful for that listing! Thank yous for the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May xiv, 2019:

Consider "When You're Hot, Y'all're Hot" by Jerry Reed.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May 14, 2019:

Joseph, That's wonderful! Now that you lot mention the song, "Talking to the Incorrect Man," by Michael Martin Murphey (1988), of course, I think it! Glad you lot found it!

Joseph Inman on May xiv, 2019:

You might non believe this but as I was reading your response, I remembered the side by side line of the song. And after ii years, I've constitute information technology. 'Talkin' to the incorrect man' with Michael Martin Spud and his son Ryan Murphy. Thank you. If I wouldn't accept written I wouldn't have thought more than of the vocal.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on May 13, 2019:

Joseph, Unfortunately, I've attempted -- with no success -- to look the vocal up nether diverse versions of the hints you listed using several lyrics databases I'thou hoping that another reader might see your comment and recognize the song.

Joseph Inman on May 12, 2019:

He is one that is driving me crazy. It's 2 guys singing, country, and I guess information technology sounds like it'southward from the 90s...? I heard information technology on satellite radio. One says 'daddy I have a question' and he asked how his father and mother get forth and then great. This male parent says it's not and so great and he sings dorsum, 'son I have a question' and gain to ask his son how he does his hair considering the thinks it's what his married woman would like. The son says that he and his girlfriend aren't getting along then well. I have not heard the vocal in two years or so so I'one thousand sorry if I got some of the parts wrong. Anyways, I'm typing this on my phone so if spelling or punctuation is off, I'm sorry.

I would accept added information technology to the question above but I typed too much. Whatever help would exist appreciated.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on Apr 27, 2019:

Bob - I love that funny song! Got it at #5. A real hoot.

Robert Sacchi on April 27, 2019:

"Wolf Creek Laissez passer" is a fun one. Consider "I'thou Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Abode" by Donald Brandt. A man tells about how his married woman wants to brand her domicile like a bar. This way he tin spend his money at abode instead of the local bar.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on April 27, 2019:

Dougie - I found a Lynn Anderson song that has to be what you are looking for: "At the Time" by Lynn Anderson (1970). I also listened to "Wolf Creek Pass" for the commencement time. omg

Dougie on April 25, 2019:

I could add "Wolf Creek Pass" and a few others from long ago.

Tin someone aid me observe a proper noun for the post-obit which I think is from the early on '70s, and mayhap add it to this list? Google has permit me down.

"Well I told her that I loved her, cuz I loved her at the time,

And I told her that I didn't desire any other lips on mine,

And I told her that her kisses tasted sweeter than wine,

But I hadn't tasted champagne at the time!"

Robert Sacchi on April ten, 2019:

I remember seeing the words written out equally a joke but I never heard it put to music.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on April x, 2019:

Anonymous - This doesn't ring a bell with me, but I hope it does with a reader. If then, I hope they'll leave a comment.

Anonymous on April 07, 2019:

I'm trying to place a spoken discussion country song from the 70s. In information technology a man enumerates all the reasons his wife used to avert sexual activity with him. In the finish, he says that seven times he was successful. The concluding line is, "And once, I thought I injure you lot, because you moved". Tin you lot name the vocal?

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on January 16, 2019:

Conner DeJes - Thanks for the suggestion. I've always liked that song. I added information technology equally #75.

Conner DeJes on January 16, 2019:

Bellamy Brothers' "if i said y'all had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

Robert Sacchi on October 03, 2018:

Y'all're welcome. Your listing is growing.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on Oct 02, 2018:

Bob - Cheers for the suggestion. It's #63. I appreciate you!

Robert Sacchi on October 02, 2018:

What most "I ain't as good as I once was" by Toby Keith?

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on October 02, 2018:

countryisgreat - Thanks for your proffer. The vocal is actually on at that place at #56. I appreciate you. Have a cracking calendar week.

countryisgreat on October 02, 2018:

"A Boy Named Sue"

by Johnny Cash

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on September 26, 2018:

bakela5 - Thank you for your vocal suggestions.

bakela5 on September 25, 2018:

A great "Country Comic" vocal I did at final night's gig "Letters of Love" by "Friends Of Joy" this was recorded on the Alaska characterization in 1977 and was the B side of that label'due south simply chart hitting "Naughty, naughty, naughty by Joy Sarney.

John Kennedy on June 01, 2018:

I am the founder and owner of the Electric Possum Cowboy Ring - circa 95' - I wrote a song , that made regional radio called

"How'chiliad I Gonna Miss You" (If You Won't Leave) still own the CR and publishing -the band wound upward opening for George Jones, Charlie Daniels, and many others- be glad to share if wanted

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 23, 2018:

Clark Ford - Thanks for the song suggestion. I've placed it on the following playlist virtually working, jobs, and employment: https://spinditty.com/playlists/Pop-Rock-and-Count...

Clark Ford on March 23, 2018:

Here's some other fun country song! "I Don't Want to Work Today" by Clark Ford

Robert Sacchi on March sixteen, 2018:

Yous're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on March 16, 2018:

Jess - Cheers! I've wanted to do this 1 for awhile and take been collecting songs for information technology. Thanks for commenting!

Jenn Stevens from Canada on March fifteen, 2018:

I love this! Brad Paisley is a favorite for me so I love that Ticks is number one! There is definitely a lot of sense of humour in state music. Slap-up post idea!

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 15, 2018:

Bob - I idea I had darn virtually heard everything just then this. Thanks for the song suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on March 14, 2018:

A good mixture of erstwhile and new. It was great fun reading this article. Whatever reason "Expressionless Skunk in the Middle of the Road" didn't make the listing?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on March 07, 2018:

Margie - Thanks for stopping by for a listen. The dogs may be state kinfolk, not certain. They have a suspicious resemblance to ane some other. Take a wonderful week!

Margie'south Southern Kitchen from the USA on March 06, 2018:

I love this hub, we all need a laugh! The championship is enough to get your going. I love the moving picture on "Love My Dog' I heard one the other day nearly a pig on the radio! I could not believe it!

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on March 03, 2018:

Peg - I'm glad yous enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun with putting it together. Hope your weekend is a peachy one!

Peg Cole from N Dallas, Texas on March 03, 2018:

This playlist is great for a real laugh. "How Tin can I Miss Y'all if You lot Won't Get Away? Like My Dog. Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?" All these cleft me up. Peachy collection of side busters here.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from United states on Feb 25, 2018:

Beak - Thanks for stopping past. Country music is an entertaining genre, and I similar that it doesn't take itself then seriously. Accept a wonderful week.

Neb De Giulio from Massachusetts on February 25, 2018:

Hi Flourish. Some other slap-up list, don't know how you do it? Some of these lyrics are hilarious. Many of these songs I'm not familiar with just perhaps I need to listen to more than country music?

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on Feb 20, 2018:

Larry - Thanks for stopping by. An Oklahoma boy who does non enjoy land music? You must feel like a fish outta h2o.

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on February 20, 2018:

Not necessarily my first choice, merely I bask country music.

Much of it, if not overtly featherbrained, has a light quality, and some of is so dark information technology has a certain humor.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 18, 2018:

Frances - I hold that it matches some folks' lives. They either accept terrible luck, not a lot of life skills or resource, or a combination. Only at least they can express joy well-nigh their situations.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on Feb eighteen, 2018:

Dunbar Light-green - I had never heard of that one, only Johnny Greenbacks is proficient for so many artistic, humorous songs. I listened to it and added it. Cheers for the vocal suggestion! Have a peachy week!

Frances Metcalfe on February 18, 2018:

Don't know whatsoever of the songs just the some of the lyrics are certainly tragi-comic. Mayhap near of the people in them should consider ditching and starting over? It fabricated me smile.

Richard Green from New Mexico on February 17, 2018:

"When Uncle Nib Quit Dope," by Johnny Cash. Flourish, I loved this article. It cheered my whole day. Thanks

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 14, 2018:

Rasma - I hadn't heard of that one before but love it! I added it to the list. Have a wonderful week.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on February 14, 2018:

Heidi - Cheers for the add together. Hee-Haw goes fashion back, doesn't information technology? My parents used to make me sentry back in the day when there was 1 tv set prepare in the house and three channels. Ahh, the memories.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on Feb 14, 2018:

Dora - Cheers for stopping past and reading. Love your beautiful profile photo.

Heidi Thorne from Chicago Area on Feb 14, 2018:

Okay, I'one thousand laughing just reading the titles! :-D Dang! It's similar an episode of Hee-Haw.

I see Toby Keith is well represented in this list. I'd add "As Good Equally I One time Was."

Thanks for the chuckles!

CaribTales on Feb fourteen, 2018:

Some really funny lyrics here. Sees that I'1000 more familiar with the names of the artists than with their songs. Thanks for increasing my "full general noesis."

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Embankment, Florida on February xiv, 2018:

Peachy assortment of songs. I always actually liked He drinks Tequila and she talks dirty in Spanish just not certain if it counts as a country song. Love your list of songs.

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